Work emails…

Does anyone else have emails like this at their job, from their boss. And it is considered to be about work?
These two emails are what I came into this morning…

From: Mike
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 4:39 PM
To: Brandon ; Jamil ; HMeditors
Subject: RE: DPs

For our purposes, three people need to be involved in a DP.   It is a case of 2 on 1.  One in vagina and one in anus.

Two females with strapons on a third female would constitute DP.

One female with a strapon and one guy on a second female would constitute DP

One guy with a dildo on one female does NOT constitute DP.

Make sense?

Mike

From: Brandon
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 4:32 PM
To: Jamil ; HMeditors; Mike
Subject: RE: DPs

I thought that we agreed that double-penetration was an act that needed more than two people.

From: Jamil
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 4:31 PM
To: HMeditors; Mike
Subject: DPs

We all agreed in the last meeting that double penetration doesn’t apply to dildos/strap-ons right?

and:

From: Brandon
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 3:57 PM
To: Elan ; HMeditors
Subject: RE:

He doesn’t have a dick, so I’d use cow-girl.

From: Elan
Sent: Monday, October 05, 2009 3:56 PM
To: HMeditors
Subject:

For Post-op trannies do we use cock sitting or cowgirl? Cuz he no longer has his birth genitals

Fantasy Football ’09

So today was our fourth or fifth fantasy football draft.
Pete B. hosted.

Every year I always get the fourth or fifth pick. Stuck in the shitty middle.
This year, number one slot.

Here’s my results:

QBs:
- Tony Romo
- Carson Palmer

RBs:
- Adrian Peterson
- Marion Barber
- Ronnie Brown
- Cedric Benson
- Le’Ron McClain

WRs:
- Greg Jennings
- Bernard Berrian
- Hines Ward
- Laveranues Coles

TEs:
- Chris Cooley
- John Carlson

D/STs:
- San Diego Chargers
- Arizona Cardinals

K:
- Rob Bironas

Pretty happy about the results, but I am convinced that it’s really half skill and mostly luck.
Having said that, I came in second last year behind rookie Walt.

We are doing an office one too.
Draft in a week.

Go Fluffy Pink Bunnies!

On another note, I got a company email about this years football pool. Same stuff, except, they are removing all the Eagles games from the schedule so people who are offended by Vick’s signing don’t get upset. Weak. I am in the process of composing an email about why I am offended by the inclusion of all the other teams. Washington Redskins: offensive to Native Americans, Giants: offensive to midgets…